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Get this great get-rich device: Necropants

So what you do is make a pact with a male friend while he still be among the living.  You agree to dig up his body from a graveyard after he dies from natural causes.  You cut off his skin from the waist down and wear them, boom: Necropants.  But they won’t get you any money yet; so far you are just wearing a pair of the freakiest skin tight jeans.  Next you have to rob a poor widow of her money and store the cash in your departed’s ballsack along with a magical inscription.  Money supposedly keeps the scrote full from then on.  Before leaving the Necropants, you must pass them on to the next user in a ritual that involves something like removing one leg and the next person puts their leg in while you still have the other in.

Icelanders…